Carl-Sofia Belzer (Orals), Granny Johnson (Guitar), Max "Heminem" Chill (Guitar), Driver Nielsen (Drums), Concrete Commando ([B]ass)
Where In Finland Are You From?
From capital city area, mostly from Helsinki
How Would You Describe Your Band For Those Who Don’t Know You?
Imagine 5 ugly guys playing Mozart with distorted tubas…
When Did You Form As A Group?
Two years ago
What Was The Inspiration For Your Recent Album?
What Other Releases Do You Have?
We have released 2 wet-shirts on the internet and a couple of underpants on the S-Market (Finnish grocery)
What Is Your Favorite Song On Your Most Recent Album?
Hard to mention one but I guess the fast ones
Do You Have Any Gigs Coming Up?
2 gigs at the summer, so not that much…
What’s Your Favorite Type Of Venue To Play?
We’re really looking forward to our first big festival gig in Kuopio.
If You Could Play Anywhere In The World This Week, Where Would It Be?
Lepakkomies or Pizzerian Nurkka (in Finland, almost every musician dreams of playing at Pizzerian Nurkka)
Do You Have A Website, Trig, MySpace, Facebook Etc.?
What Are Your Influences As A Band?
Mixture of all kinds of music. From Frank Zappa to Roxette and everything in between.
People Who Enjoy Your Music Tend To Like What Other Bands?
Guess some kind of metal but hopefully something else.
Are You Signed To A Label?
Where Do You Think You’ll Be As A Band In 5 Years?
Hopefully on a world tour or at least on those ‘Pizzerian Nurkissa’
Is There Anything Else People Should Know About The Closed?
Stay uncool and drive to Skåne at least once in your lifetime. It’s totally worth it!